Caveman
Synopsis of Movie
“Back when you had to beat it before you could eat it...”
Nothing too cerebral about that tagline. Well actually, there was nothing too cerebral about this movie – but the nice thing was, no one pretended that there was. Bumbling cavemen, sexy cavewomen, a dinosaur eating narcotic berries, a gigantic mosquito, and various prehistoric scatalogica…Caveman was a loin-skin romp, darn it, and proud of it.
Atouk loves tan and leggy Lana, but Lana belongs to brawny tribe leader Tonda. And Tonda, to his credit, knows potential girlfriend trouble when he sees it, so he kicks lusty Atouk right out of the pack. Atouk’s homeless for a bit, but then with friends Lar and Tala, he forms a new tribe – a place where a good-hearted misfit caveman can finally feel good about himself! Together, his tribe discovers fire, makes music (starring caveman Ringo Starr, of course, handling the percussion duties), and fry a gigantic reptilian egg for what could be cinema’s biggest over-easy.
Writer/director Carl Gottlieb was perhaps best known for his contributions to Spielberg’s Jaws script, but there was no need to fear the presence of man-eating creatures in this one – the dinosaur animation went for laughs, not chills. Cliché moments of more serious-minded dinosaur/caveman movies past were roundly mocked. And when the star T-Rex is as old and dopey as Caveman's, you know you don’t have too much to worry about.
Some people think that when they walk out of a comedy like this, they’re just a little bit dumber than they were when they walked in. Au contraire! There was hardly an English word spoken in this movie (Ringo himself supposedly having created the caveman patois used throughout), which meant we actually learned an ancient and foreign language while we watched. Thank you, Ringo.
Movie Release History
1981 - CavemanMovie Sub Categories
live-actioncomedy
Movie Studio
United ArtistsCast
Atouk Ringo StarrLar Dennis Quaid
Tala Shelley Long
Gog Jack Gilford
Ta Cork Hubbert
Ruck Mark King
Flok Paco Morayta
Nook Evan C. Kim
Kalta Ed Greenberg
Bork Carl Lumbly
Folg Jack Scalici
Folg's Mate Erica Carlson
Folg's Daughter Gigi Vorgan
Folg's Younger Daughter Sara Lopez Sierra
Folg's Son Esteban Valdez
Folg's Younger Son Juan Ancona Figueroa
Folg's Youngest Son Juan Omar Ortiz
Meeka Anais de Melo
Tonda John Matuszak
Lana Barbara Bach
Ock Avery Schreiber
Grot Miguel angel Fuentes
Ock's Mate Tere alvarez
Grot's Mate Ana De Sade
Boola Gerardo Zepeda
Noota Hector Moreno
Noota's Mate Pamela Gual
Caveman Marco Antonio Arzate
Caveman Miguel angel Garcia
Caveman Vicente Hueso
Caveman Nicolas Jasso
Caveman Raul Martinez
Caveman Gerardo Moreno
Caveman Humberto Olivares
Cavewoman Martha Irma Gutierrez
Cavewoman Maria Elena Novella
Cavewoman Sabina Riba
Cavewoman Xochitl del Rosario
Cavewoman Diana Walther
Cavewoman Michelle Wagner
Abominable Snowman Richard Moll