{"id":250,"date":"2010-05-07T10:27:50","date_gmt":"2010-05-07T09:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/?p=250"},"modified":"2012-03-06T17:09:16","modified_gmt":"2012-03-06T17:09:16","slug":"laffy-taffy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/laffy-taffy\/","title":{"rendered":"Laffy Taffy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"e526d1e761560160a119e3b74cb2a974\" data-index=\"4\" style=\"float: left; margin: 0px 0px 0px 0;\">\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- skool-response -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3558122710\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"autorelaxed\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Laffy Taffy is not a Welsh candy bar, but is a famous song by a band and a nostalgic candy bar in the States. Today we will look at the Laffy Taffy\u00a0candy bar and not the &#8220;<em>Laffy Taffy<\/em>&#8221; \u00a0song by Atlanta-based hip-hop group D4L which reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 in January 2006.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/laffy-taffy\/laffy-taffy-candy\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-251\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-251 aligncenter\" title=\"laffy-taffy-candy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy.jpg\" alt=\"Laffy Taffy candy \" width=\"500\" height=\"397\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy-160x127.jpg 160w, http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy-300x238.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy-377x300.jpg 377w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Laffy Taffy<\/em> is a brand of taffy manufactured by Nestl\u00e9 and sold under their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wonka.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Willy Wonka<\/a> Candy Company brand.\u00a0<em>Laffy Taffy<\/em> is a brand of candy that is a big favorite with adults wanting to remember their childhood. The type of candy you would by with your pocket money after school.<br \/>\nThe Laffy Taffy candy\u00a0flavors\u00a0include banana,\u00a0cherry,\u00a0fruit punch,\u00a0grape,\u00a0sour apple,\u00a0strawberry,\u00a0watermelon and\u00a0wild blue raspberry. Who remembers the jokes? The jokes were so awful that I could not help but wonder just who could write something that horrible.<\/p><div class=\"e526d1e761560160a119e3b74cb2a974\" data-index=\"1\" style=\"float: none; margin:5px 0 5px 0; text-align:center;\">\nskool\r\n<script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"autorelaxed\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1609637348681190\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"3558122710\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Laffy Taffy jokes were the worst in the world.\u00a0Here are the worst 10 Laffy Taffy jokes we could find. Let us know any of yours&#8230;<\/p>\n<h2>Top 10 Worst Laffy Taffy Jokes<\/h2>\n<ol>\n<li>What do you call a monkey who loves potato chips? &#8212; a chipmonk<\/li>\n<li>What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? &#8212; a watchdog<\/li>\n<li>What kind of trees sew? &#8212; pine trees, they always have needles around<\/li>\n<li>What did the plate say to the other plate? &#8212; lunch is on me.<\/li>\n<li>What did one casket say to the other casket? &#8212;\u00a0Is that you coffin?<\/li>\n<li>What is the clumsiest bee? &#8212; a bumbling bee<\/li>\n<li>What kind of bean can&#8217;t grow? &#8212; a jelly bean<\/li>\n<li>What is the biggest pencil in the world? &#8212;\u00a0Pennsylvania.<\/li>\n<li>How do you count cows? &#8212;\u00a0With a cowculator.<\/li>\n<li>What did the man say when the picture fell on his head? &#8212; I&#8217;ve been framed!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>So do you remember Laffy Taffy jokes or the amazing tastes as a child? Let us know below&#8230;.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/laffy-taffy\/\"><img width=\"125\" height=\"99\" src=\"http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy-160x127.jpg\" class=\"alignright tfe wp-post-image\" alt=\"Laffy Taffy candy\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy-160x127.jpg 160w, http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy-300x238.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy-377x300.jpg 377w, http:\/\/www.skooldays.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/laffy-taffy-candy.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 125px) 100vw, 125px\" \/><\/a><p>Laffy Taffy is not a Welsh candy bar, but is a famous song by a band and a nostalgic candy bar in the States. 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